Engineers are the Best Boyfriends
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chey... if u ask me, marry someone who doesn't have enough education to mess up his head.
THIS soon-to-be engineer is obviosly delusional from too much studying and too little life... -
What a load pof bulls probably one of those potential wankers lurking in schools and swimming pools.
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Know that Engineers have so much qualities women looks for.Originally posted by wuming78:har? noe wat?
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Absolutely. They include neatness and being able to do most house chores.Originally posted by M©+square:Know that Engineers have so much qualities women looks for. 
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yeah rite. may i show you one who doesn't bathe for a week camping in his server, mainframe room?Originally posted by ditzy:Absolutely. They include neatness and being able to do most house chores. -
Originally posted by Sir_Horny:
i m a combat engineer...counted or not?
Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.
[b]Advantage 1:
Secure lifestyle – An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2:
Unmatchable industriousness – An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend!
IÂ’m a future engineer... any girls interested pls PM me?
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im an engineer leh - at least engineering trained. but no leh. no women have given me such comments, and haven attracted any to myself.Originally posted by M©+square:Know that Engineers have so much qualities women looks for. -
You gotta reverse-engineer them to suit you.Originally posted by wuming78:im an engineer leh - at least engineering trained. but no leh. no women have given me such comments, and haven attracted any to myself. -
Ok, then I show you one who isn't.Originally posted by Local_Trash:yeah rite. may i show you one who doesn't bathe for a week camping in his server, mainframe room? -
haha!!! yah! man!Originally posted by Local_Trash:yeah rite. may i show you one who doesn't bathe for a week camping in his server, mainframe room?
or a marine engineer that just got out of an engine room... wah lau!
and most engineers i know are SUPER messy... the only way to clean their table is to use a forklift to jack the table up, bring it outside, and set fire to it... -
Originally posted by Local_Trash:You gotta reverse-engineer them to suit you. good one.
mabbe mus practise engineering lah.. wich i dont and i refuse to. and mabe tts y too. -
Kok your head lah! Engineer, engineer lah. So haolian for what? Horny? Horny go and masturbate lah, come here haolian!
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where's Sir Horny now?
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Oh...FireIce, that would be referring to me.Originally posted by FireIce:sh!t...
ei, wat about someone who studied engineering but dun end up as engineer? 
I completed engineering in poly and went on to complete I.T in university and now I'm a drifter.
Wanna drift with me, fish? -
I'm gonna become an engineer, anyone wanna date me?
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got to disappoint u, but engineers really dun earn so much... especially over the years when compared to a doctor or lawyer.Originally posted by Sir_Horny:Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.
of course some of the more successful ones have quite a high pay... but compared that to successful doctors and lawyers... haizz... -
Hmmm not so true... I know of one computer engineer who's trashy, manipulative, MCP-ish, egoistic and all stuff baaaaaaad.
We ALL HATED him. 
Lol. When I was a little kid, I used to think that engineers worked at train stations and manned the train engines and put coal into the furnace -
counted u are one of the best engineer lei helps your partner to bulid brigdes when places they cant cross........Originally posted by nww16:i m a combat engineer...counted or not? -
Got money then got women? Haiz.....okie lah, how about I go and become a bookie instead? Any char bor want a bookie? C'mon guys, be ah loong and bookie.....earn more than engineers, plenty of time for your women.
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After reading the leading post, I have the following suggestion.
You should change your topic to:
Engineers make good husbands but lousy boyfriends.
Most young ladies want to have fun! who cares about whether the guy is trying to understand them or is able to invest in the long term. Engineers make boring boyfriends. -
Yah...agreed!!! Engineers make boring boyfriends. All my engineer friends are all nerdy to the core. All complained that they have no time to meet char bors....so joined SDU and some are trying their luck on ircs, hoping to meet chio bus...but the fact is that chio bus don't go ircs and chat leh...too bad....
So most of my friends try to stay in contact with their poly/secondary schools gals....hoping to find their true love. Hahaha.... -
hmmm... or go be "orh gwee tow" also can...Originally posted by parn:Got money then got women? Haiz.....okie lah, how about I go and become a bookie instead? Any char bor want a bookie? C'mon guys, be ah loong and bookie.....earn more than engineers, plenty of time for your women. -
wei...y is every1 so angry wif engineers...i was just joking nia, didn't know u all take it so seriously.....somemore got ppl send death threat to me...u all crazy izit??
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Wondering which faculty guys are most successful in getting the 'chio' girls?
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the corrct ans will be the fac tt produce the most chio bus lohz..Originally posted by gerrykoh:Wondering which faculty guys are most successful in getting the 'chio' girls?
wat i tink will be arts fac....