Are men hard to please?
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
> If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> If u keep QUIET,! he says u have no BRAINS.
> If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
> If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
> If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
> If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
> If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
> If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> If! u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> & sooo hard to please!!!!!
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> If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
> but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
> The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
>ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
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> Words to remember for a while
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> Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
>tree.
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> The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're
>afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples
>that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
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> So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with
>them, when in reality, they are amazing.
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> That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy,
>the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come
>someday...
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> Send this to all the girls who you know are at the top of the tree. -
they are not hard to please
jus need to hit the right spots (and i dun mean down there) -
stomachOriginally posted by FireIce:they are not hard to please
jus need to hit the right spots (and i dun mean down there)
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Hey,Originally posted by FireIce:they are not hard to please
jus need to hit the right spots (and i dun mean down there)
Give me some tips to "hit" women at the right spots.
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u might wanna read some of the threads hereOriginally posted by libido:Hey,
Give me some tips to "hit" women at the right spots. 
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Try the head, confirm KO one.Originally posted by libido:Hey,
Give me some tips to "hit" women at the right spots. 
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what rubbish is this? everyone knows that man is super easy to please and woman are impossible to please.
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Can we try it on you first?Originally posted by ditzy:Try the head, confirm KO one. -
I thought guys easy to please leh
Just massage their ego
Fill their stomach with nice food
Be sweet and gentle to them
and you get what you want
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yeah esp if the girl is drop dead gorgeousOriginally posted by the.raven:what rubbish is this? everyone knows that man is super easy to please and woman are impossible to please.
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Yes! Their ego.Originally posted by elindra:I thought guys easy to please leh
Just massage their ego
Fill their stomach with nice food
Be sweet and gentle to them
and you get what you want -
See whether is big man or normal man or small man,it all depend on their character
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agree.Originally posted by Honeybunz:Yes! Their ego. -
i shall bulldoze the whole damn tree and find my apple.Originally posted by libido:> Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
>tree.
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> The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're
>afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples
>that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
>
> So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with
>them, when in reality, they are amazing.
>
> That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy,
>the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come
>someday...
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> Send this to all the girls who you know are at the top of the tree. -
some.. yes some no ? depends..
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I remember receiving an email that says the same thing about gals?
Anyway, just for laughs, gals are like wine, you have to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they age...then you can taste their sweetness... Read it from somewhere... no offence intended... -
nope men very easy
give us good food
give us great sex
give us good booze
give us a litte freedom
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men are easy to pls
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banana better...at least one bunch one bunch one.Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:i shall bulldoze the whole damn tree and find my apple.
guys dun see every girl as apple. they may like other fruits more. its like he's lookin for coconut, so even when he has apple he would say it doesnt quench his thrist.