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A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.
'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I
feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'
'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own
reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'
'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car
besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'
'Did he hold your hand like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'
'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means
he doesn't want to be separated from you.'
'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'
'It's not a Bastard.
It means he wanna stay forever by your side'
'Then he kissed me...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.'
'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.
it means he adores you.'
'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that'
'It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you.'
'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '
'Did you resist?'
'No. I let him do it, coz I love him...'
'Did he take off your clothes like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......'
'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he
wanna learn about your body completely.'
'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'
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'Did he do it just like what we do?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'
'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'
'But then he told me that he has AIDS'
All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,'
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!'
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Originally posted by Fantagf:
It depends on their current promotion. Be warned that they are good in overcharging in bills for singnet and their call centre service sucks. Singnet can't deliver what they agree.
over charging???what u mean mind telling us in details???i intend to get the 10mpbs but my fren ask me don get that cause too fast no use 8mpbs can liao
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Originally posted by Maith:
1mpbs plan get-ethernet modem or a wireless modem
3mpbs plan get-a nokie 810 internet tablet + wireless modem
8mpbs plan get- a asus eee pc or a iphone 3G with a mobile plan sign up + wireless modem
10mpbs plan get-a 13 inch apple mac book + wireless modem
woo..thanks bro thats very kind of u
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Originally posted by LifeIsBeautiful:
last time i sent my pc for repair, the guy searched my computer for sex photos and videos, and he even open up a photo of my female ang moh friend, damn angry. i didn't confront him because i was at home and checked through my logs then i realize that's what he done along with fixing the computer. but these are just black sheeps, there are also very decent and nice amazing people.
wow how u check teach me leh
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