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Originally posted by £Ϊ€ڰ:
Do you think there is a possibility that this forum is under the control of opposition party and thats why the moderators here are turning a blind eye on forumers who fabricating lies to spread anti-government sentiment in this forum.
Anybody who have read the guidelines will know that forumers are supposed to back up what the say with facts and not baseless allegation. Hence I am really surprise that nothing has been done to enforce this.
After reading Dr.Chee's "glucose water" hunger strike, I believe he is capable for doing such despicable things.
Sorry Mr. Lee. We will try to moderate better. =x
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Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
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Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:
john went alone to play golf during office hour.
the gods were watching him from above. yahweh asked FSM, "how would you punish him?"
FSM smiled. john was at the par-3 18th hole when he scored a hole-in-one.
yahweh was surprised,"i thought you're supposed to punish him? why are you rewarding him instead?"
FSM replied,"ya right, who's he gonna tell about the hole-in-one?"
This one don't understand =(
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