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Originally posted by Deino:who the alien?
damn i liked her but i dun dare tell her...ofcourse she already knew when my fren showed her my sms.....i should've own up....instead i said it wasn't me.....buuuhuuu......that was the last time i talked to her....i got her hse number but i never dared call....my fren told me he got call one time....he said the mother damn fierce wan.....alien oso got mother father one ah...rmb hor everyone...
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Originally posted by DC+:A young couple, Jack and Jill, are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, Jacks lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when Jill says, I hope you dont mind but I really do need to piss.
Slightly taken back by this vulgarity he replies, OK. Why dont you go behind this hedge. She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As Jack waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.
Unable to contain his animalistic thoughts a moment longer, Jack reaches a and through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
Jack shouts in horror, Oh no, Jill have you changed your sex?
No, she replies. but I changed my mind, Im taking a shit instead.smear on her pu$$y la..
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