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A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, “Its chicken wire and I’m going to catch some chickens.” His neighbor says, “You fool, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks. He replies, “You fool, you can’t catch ducks with duct tape.” Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is. The guy replies, “Its pu55y willow.” He says, “Hold on, let me get my hat.”
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Originally posted by nuub1987:if you join their MLM ... you will soon see your friends = business opportunities and for no reason call up your good old frens and ask them,'how are you doing?' crap and ask them buy your products... dont do it .your frens will leave u
I agree, because I talked to my sister, and she said that these MLM schemes will only make you lose your friends because you are constantly pitching to them your products.
Oh well, it was my friend who pitched to me, she probably likes her money more than her friends.
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Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first. “It’s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. How did you die?” says the second. “I had a heart attack”, says the first guy. “You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.” The second man shakes his head. “that’s so ironic” he says. “What do you mean?” asks the first man “If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”
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Originally posted by SpecOps87:I disagree on the your argument that those that behave that way are from less fortunate families. Some are from fairly well to do families but can't give a damn to whats happening around them. And given that they are in their late teens or early adulthood, they have a choice, and are to make sound judgments on their own. For your explanation, it seems that if you break the law because your upbringing is unsupervised, than your parents should do your time or serve your time with you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, during the fasting period, from sunrise till sunset, our muslim friends are not supposed to eat, drink, smoke or indulge in pleasures of the flesh, yes? Than tell me, why do I see them doing just that? And the last one about pleasures of the flesh, was done openly and freely in a park? Isn't there some Islamic law that prohibits close proximity between a male and a female that are unwed?
Lastly, yes, the ruse of using religion to escape work got so bad, I had to make an attendance sheet for the whole team to sign when we have project work meetings. Or have submissions at night. Because this guy told me that he has to go to the mosque at night, when we are all rushing our projects for submission due at 0900hrs the next morning. Tell me is that required? I'm very against the fact that people use religion as a reason to escape their duties or to reach a certain agenda. Tell me whats the difference between him and Osama? Both bend religion in the way they deem fit so that it will suit their needs and meet their agendas.That is why I put the word usually.

And I agree with Tiggerific, muslim in name but not in practice.
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Originally posted by SpecOps87:I know I will hit a raw nerve,but I wish to highlight the following. Muslims are not supposed to fight muslims as they are brothers right? Look at that incident where a grp. of malays beat to death a fellow malay biker. Aren't they all muslims? Also, during NDP, there was fireworks and I saw malay youths, drinking beer and all while waiting and touching their girlfriends, and even sticking their hands up their blouses in public. Next the fasting period was just over, i had muslim frens who knew they were supposed to fast, but they didn't and on top of that...when we went to a pub after work, the 2 of them wanted to follow, and drank whiskey with us. Lastly...the thing which irks me most, is when there's work to be done, they eat snake, say have to go mosque pray. I mean, we usually schedule our meetings from Mon to Thu, and if its Friday, its usually around 3, though we try not to because we would rather be out on a Friday after school. Can the muslim forumnites here educate me, if its necessary for you to visit the mosque everyday?Because when I told them off about their work attitude, they said I'm racist, and don't respect their religion, WTF rite?
Thanks,
SpecOps87The ones that you are talking about usually comes from less fortunate families who don't really care what happens to their children. Just like when you leave a child to his/her own devices without any supervision whatsoever, what will happen to him/her?
And no, it is not compulsory for them to go to the mosque everyday but men have to on fridays to perform their friday prayers and this is usually around 1+, I admit that some would use their religion as a ruse to escape from work, but not all are like that.
That's why you're told to choose your friends wisely.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to those youths.
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so it gets tough when planning things: when one organises an event, the 1st thing that often pops to mind is 'what about the muslims?', seldom 'what about the Jews/christians/buddhists/taoists/hindus/vegetarians/disabled/old/whatever'. they kinda demand a higher level of 'understanding' and 'considerate-ness' from us
Maybe you are saying this because you don't really understand the religion. They have to abide by the rules just like the other religions, it's just that they have a few more rules than the other religions but they don't make life difficult for others.
If it really gets on your nerves that your friends are acting that way, why don't you just ask them why? Just add a better tone to it and they won't think you are looking for trouble. [/quote]
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I tried to find about the world's youngest parents, but I only found world's youngest mother. 5 year old girl.
http://scienceroll.com/2006/12/09/the-youngest-mother-ever/
sial ah.
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http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-sci-alex12sep12,1,7051719.story?track=rss
here's the longer version of the news report and also what Alex replied to "You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you".

RIP ALEX![/url]
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