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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Best thing to note when doing driving:

      -Guys want to take license MUST go for MANUAL

      -Girls want to take license BEST to take AUTO

      -Guys taking AUTO are ah-kuas, no balls at all.

      Just like one of the lessons I've attended...when the instructor asked who are taking auto, most of the girls raised their hands, and about 1-2 guys...and the guys got scoffed at.

      Anyone with me??teeth.png

       

      Edited by mortified 06 Jun `08, 9:54AM
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    • Originally posted by youyayu:

      wa wait.. they watching together with a 8 year old kid at home 0.o

      8 months la..there's a big difference between 8 yr old and 8 months old leh

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • fuck you la. no life boy. go maple find girl. despo man. i rather you visit geylang. it's pay per visit. get a life dude. cyber love is dumb. only for fuckers like you and those small ah bengs in maple.

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • use my method la, sure work.

       

      hold your breathe for around 15 secs, must hold until you buay tahan liao, then let go.

       

      if hiccup comes back, do the process again.

       

      sure work 1

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by mysteryppl:

      i treat my gf with the utmost respect. anyway i dont do sex cause i think though for a guy is not a big deal, it is something big for a girl. yup so the maximum ill go is petting only.

      btw where is the clitoris? i noe whrs the g spot but nah, ill give it a miss, dun want to accidentally break the virgin membrane.

      when i caress her or sometime during our kisses, she will give short bursts of moans and at times short muscle tense, like some sort of forced contraction(if u ppl get wad i mean?)

      you sibei funny, people always had a hard time finding the g-spot (cos its located inside the pussy), but you are the one who can't find the clitoris(which is outside the pussy, just covered by the clitoris hood).

       

      go wikipedia search bah

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • stupid lehmann..that time can go off but wants to stay with arsenal..now complain like girl..

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    • at blk 709 clementi west st 2, actually i'm not sure of what's happening, but there's like a firetruck and policecars, there's no fire so i assumed someone is trying to commit suicide or something.

       

      can anyone update me??smile.png

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by motoway:

      technician go install modem bring condom for what? icon_lol.gif

      he want to 'install' his 'wire' into her 'signal point' teeth.png

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • you ask him fark off lar

       

      go pub need to prepare anything meh? why need $60 from you?

       

      If you tell me go like picnic or chalet then its ok lar, all the things book liao.

       

      you go ask him if he can lick his asshole then you pay him.

       

      that's a fuck up friend, and i'm not kidding.

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • i hate people like you talking.

       

      you said its your dream to enter the poly, yet in the first place you don't want to work hard.

       

      21 pts and its not that bad? Pls...don't kid me. WAKE UP ITS 21 PTS.

       

      And the courses you appealed for, do you know why you can't get in? Because its not L1R4, its L1R2B2, Language(english) Related 2 and Best 2, the courses you chosen for DAE probably fail the category.

       

      If you are trying to say that I'm not giving you any advise, then just flame me. I believed that one has to work hard for what he or she wants.

       

      Try your best to see if you can get private O, because SAF will defer your NS by a year for you to retake if i'm not wrong. You have to work now from now. Its your life, be serious about it.

      Edited by mortified 01 Apr `08, 11:43PM
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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Thanks LatecomerX for the info, but to spend money on such programme is not really worth itsad.png,

       

      Nevertheless, does anyone has any free software for the webcam recording?

       

      Thanks!

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Hi, would like to know, is there any way a video from a webcam can be recorded? One of my taiwanese friend is showing me a trick through his webcam, and I want to record it down so I can practise it.


      Help people!

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    • I have such issue too and i used a scar gel from activa called Condolisa. its effective and they have pictures and statistics to prove that it is effective. up to you to choose bro.

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Dear Beef_wellington,

       

      If one is to get stuck in an island, he would have to endure eating sand, unless you are still

       

      ON an island, or else you will never get to taste beef wellington.

       

      Thanksteeth.png

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • then how? some ah peks like that 1 what, give you privacy they oso will peek 1 ugly.png

       

      if you think people peek at yours then you turn yours to them and wriggle it while saying

       

      "lai see la see la! you cb!"smile.png

      Edited by mortified 25 Mar `08, 3:50PM
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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by LatecomerX:

      If you are on Windows XP on a disk drive which is using the NTFS file system (you can check that by reading the properties of the disk drive under My Computer), and your Windows account is password-protected, you can try out NTFS' in-built encryption system. Right-click the folder you wish to lock > Properties > General - Attributes - Advanced... > Check Encrypt contents to secure data and click on OK. After doing so, the folder will be accessible by your Windows account only.

      Another way would be archiving the folder with WinZip or WinRAR and setting up a password protection for the archive file.

       


      Thanks for the info LatecomerX, but it might just forever if i archieve the folder, is there any way the folder can be locked because my pc is using adminstrator, there's no profile, so i was having this impression if a programme could be used to lock so whoever that tried to open that folder, a box will pop-out prompting for password.

       

      Help needed, thanks.

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • you remind of the movie Species, the monster tied a woman to a bed and just cut her finger off in front of the freak-ed out woman

       

      scare the shit out of her lol.

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by the Bear:

      Under the Immigration Act, the penalties for overstaying (exceeding 90 days) are: a jail term not exceeding six months, and caning not less than three strokes. In cases where caning cannot be administered, the offender will be fined up to $6,000.

      Go to the Immigration authorities and plead your case, sometimes the Investigating Officer will help get some leniency from the Magistrate or Judge.


      wah..bear scare people with law leh..sad.png

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Hi, if I have a folder which i wishes to lock, is there any ways?

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      **and no, its not porn**

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • if you want to buy a console i suggest that you buy the ps3, it has a built in blu-ray player.

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • wah lan eh..RA movies you also don't know how to find meh...places like Video Ezy can rent what..not as if you are getting prawn..

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    494 posts since Nov '07
    • Originally posted by laurence82:

      super cool, super expensive

      even a simple massage chair cost over 1 grand

      wonder which one is better, masseur or massage chair

       


      yea true..

       

      well the winner would definitely be a masseur, but if its a male, i would hop over to massage chair.teeth.png