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Originally posted by Devilplot:CHEE BYE!!! U piece of junk!
Don't concentrate on your studies go concentrate on
upskirts n downblouse?!!
KNN!!! go
bang your head on the wall la ti ko peh retard cum horny lan jiao
bastard!!
u want see
downblouse right? can! wait for your mama to mop floor la then see
all you fcuking want!!!
aiyah....
u beli innocent mah?
everyday go up n down mrt escalator can see liao lor
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Originally posted by Sheesh!:The other day, some women called my phone and asked about adertising on the phone book. I told her I am not interested and hang up. U know what, she called back the next minute and say something like tis :
"excuse me ah, the line was cut off, if you don't wan u should spek properly" and the she bang down the phone.
There are always peeps who have bad days, wake up on the wrong of the bed, pressure from boss, etc... and last thing was to take call from some bitch.
What i wan to say is that if the bitch cannot handle situations like that should not take on the job in the first place. Bitch should quit her job, rite?if i were u i wud give her 2 options:
1) i shall forward ur call to the police for investigation
2) "u wana sleep wif me just say lah"
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Originally posted by strado:Because I haven circumsize my foreskin yet since young, so my dad recently suggested that I go for it cos he say its better as it is more hygenic. But my friend told me that if you cut off your foreskin, your sexual pleasure during sex will go down to 70%, he said its been proven cos your penis will be less sensitive.
So my dad told me to just go and ask the doctor about it. And it happened, the doctor at the poly clinic near my house was a young female trainee doctor! Ok, she isn't very chio but she is very cute! She got this shoulder lenght hair and she has nice fair complexion and she wore glasses.
But unfortunately, she is very flat-chested
So anyway, she asked me if my fore skin is very long, cos if its long, and it affects me when I masturbate or have an erection, its better to cut it if not will affect my sexual life next time. I told her its kind of long but I never had much problems masturbating.
She then asked me to lie down and take off my trousers and underwear. So I was very excited and nervous and I was trying my best not to get an erection! But if I didnt erect, it will look very small and will be paiseh.
So I didnt know whether to let it erect by itself or try to surpress it. It seem to have a life of its own.
So I took them off halfway down and look up at the ceiling. She put on her gloves and feel my foreskin, I could feel the thing standing up already. Then she tried to push it backward but because I wasnt fully erected yet, so cant. So she told me to relax and try to let it erect by itself. Then I just stared at the ceiling for about 3 mins.
Then she grab my penis and push it back in, pulling back my foreskin. Then she pull it out again, like giving a handjob! She did it three times! Then she said its ok since there's no problem since it doesnt hinder when I try to pull back the skin.
OMG MY PENIS WAS DRIPPING FLUID ALREADY BY THE TIME SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON MY PANTS! MY MIND GOT BLOWN AWAY TODAY MAN!alamak!!!
wasted lah...
shd put it in when she opens mouth to talk...
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Originally posted by maggiemee11:This is a seriously IRRITATING phenomenon that started happening in recent years (maybe due to the influx of PRCs in Sg).
Basically, any 100% Singaporean female who happens to be:
- taller than 165 cm
- fair
- not typical spaghetti+jeans style
gets mistaken for a PRC.
And how do u know someone is mistaking u for a PRC?
- super sleazy taxi drivers who keep asking u where u from, even when u've repeated a gazillion times u r born n bred in choa chu kang
- aunties always staring at u like u killed their whole families
- go hawker centre n the uncles/aunties shout at u with very gei(fake) or forced mandarin "ni yao sherrrrr merrrrrrr?"
- go takashimaya n sometimes salesgals will whisper amongst themselves "aiyer, china girl also know how to shop here ah? hahaha....."
Wah lao, really kao bei kao bu kanasai man!! This is my country too ok! I m 4th generation peranakan somemore.
If u r a Singaporean guy n this happens to ur mother, wife or sister juz coz' they happen to not look typically S'porean, how would u feel?
Anyone here ever had similar experiences?maybe u shd behave n talk more like ah lian to differentiate from prcs lor
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