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Originally posted by RaTtY8l:oh no its just 9pm,
my stomach is now rumbling.
i had my dinner at 6,
and now i am searching.
for bread, maggi or snack,
in the end i found nothing.
the hawker is just downstairs,
but i am too lazy to go there.
sittin in front of my computer,
hoping food will appear from somewhere.
but wait miracles do happen,
and i did saw a bacon.
but it was in the monitor,
and nw i had to tolerate my hunger.
oh my stomach oh my,
please let me sleep through peacefully tonight

hm... i was eating something when watching this...

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Originally posted by shade343:
How do I answer these questions?
Q1) Mary stays in Orchard Apartments, her [b]matrimonial home, together with her husband Ben, who was the registered owner with absolute title. In 2000, Ben deserted Mary and mortgaged the estate to DBS bank.
The mortgage payments are well in arrears. DBS bank then sold the estate by public auction to Mr John who has become the new property owner. Mary is asked to vacate.
Advise Mary.
Q2) Distinguish an "agreement to surrender" and a "notice to quit"
[/b]I'm the lawyer.... Call me at 9*******

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Originally posted by iamgina:my friends and i were shopping yest, and we saw this young toddler girl by herself wearing those oversized high heels around in zara, messing up the display and destroying the shoes.
then my friend commented, so cute.
i said, not cute.
and that's when the mother popped up.
she got pissed off because she overheard my comment.
rather than getting pissed off because her daughter put up a bad behaviour.
how ridiculous?!!?
oh, what's worse, apparently, my friends caught her glaring at me and mumbling (i assume vulgarities) in some language she spoke (thats when my friends concluded that she's not local, THANKFULLY.)
gosh. so shocking can, not only did the daughter behave badly, the mum also followed suit. luckily they're not singaporean. (: what do you think?iamgina, keep ur big mouth shut won't die one rite??!!!

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Originally posted by constancebay:You have a hot female friend who is either attached or married. You try to break them up so that she will be with you together but she reject you.
What will you do?
a) Just be friends lor
b) Masterbate having sex with her
c) Rape her
d) Rape and kill her.
e) Others. Please specifye) ask her to seduce u lor... then bf/husband found out liao, will divovce her... then u can be with her liao lor....
Edited by ihatepink 18 Jan `08, 5:45PM
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Originally posted by TekkenDR_admin@c0.jp:
aLL thOse in jC and pOly...intEresting stUff tO dO dUrinG ThaT dReaDeD lecTure..>_<
1[b]) Bring a small chalkboard to class. Ask the teacher if you can borrow his chalk to take notes.
2) Contradict everything the teacher says. Offer irrefutable scientific proof.
3) If it's a math lecture, claim the teacher misspelled "pi".
4) When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, point to someone in the next row and say, "He knows". Pick a different person each time.
5) Buy a doll. When you go to class, leave the doll in your chair, along with your notebook and pen. Say that you have an important meeting to attend, and the doll will be taking notes for you.
6) Bring a small tape player. Play a tape of the previous lecture. Take notes on both.
7) Pretend to be asleep until the last five minutes of class. Then wake up and explain that you've missed the lecture and ask the teach to summarize that he/she just talked about.
Bring a fully-stocked picnic basket to class. Explain
that you didn't have time to eat breakfast.
9) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the teacher has "angered the gods" and leave. See how many people follow you.
10) Tell the teacher you are on a new experimental cold medication that may have strange side effects. Every ten minutes or so, run around the room screaming. Afterward, claim that you have no memory of what just happened.
11) Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have the answer to a question.
12) Bring an easel and a paint set to class. Paint a portrait of the teacher during class. Say that it is a homework assignment for your art class.
13) When the professor calls on you, mumble incomprehensibly. Answer every question in this fashion. See how long it takes before the teacher stops calling on you.
14) When you take a test bring a security guard to stand by your desk and make sure no one cheats off your paper.[/b]this will cause anybody into trouble n makes other ppl think u siao liao.... oso ferr secondary sch students....

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