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My mother bought tea from coffeeshop on her way from work today. The tea packet was tied up. So I tried to untie the knot on the tea packet just now. Some coffeeshop they tie abit loose or the knot easy to take out. This one wah piang! so hard leh, I kept tugging and tugging then I finally decide to use knife and cut it loose.
Now dun be a smartie and tell me to go and tell the coffeeshop uncle to leave the tea untied bcuz hor I need to walk a long way sometimes and its better to tie it.
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Originally posted by corebooster:3 vampires went to a bar.
The first vampire ordered a glass of cow blood.
The second vampire was richer, so he ordered a glass of human blood.
The third vampire asked for a glass of hot water.
The rich vampire told him,"Let me buy you a glass of blood."
In which he took out a packet from his pocket and replied,"Well, I brought my own 3 in 1 Blood Mix."
wow that sure cleared things up, so what was the other blood?
Edited by RumRunner 11 Dec `07, 5:02PM
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how to call police? ok ok dun panic, dun panic. take a deep breath, relax... ok now listen very carefully... must listen one you know, cannot anyhow do! later get into trouble dun blame me. you got phone or not? have ar? ok good. now geet ur god damn phone. ok got it oready? good! now can see the button "9"? can ar? ok good! now you ti ti tu tu. pless "9" three time, three time only ar! not 4 times, 5 times this one not competition ok! ok pless oleady? ok now you know HOW TO MOTHER FARKING CALL A GOD DAMN POLICE!?
well good for you cuz one fine !@#$ing day sumones gonna beat you
to pulp for your god damn misleading posts with your god damn
misleading titles... ARGH!
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Rummy: you wanna get screwed? open up! open up you dirty little wh0re! ahhh... that's more like it!
mhm... mhm... now feel me getting more and more inside you.
GIB:arghhhh... you sooo biggg... my goodness
Rummy:ManDingo?
GIB:*gives a sluttish smile*... *nods head*... he he I've always wanted to get farked by a biggg... dick
Rummy:Now THAT what I'm TALKING abt
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good luck!
