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i requested for a prostitute who has a lot of cum juices...
in the room, ask her to masturbate until her pussy is all juicy n wet.
then i take 2 slices of bread n i tear them into pieces n dip into her juicy pussy n eat them. i also gave her some. the bread soaked in pussy juices was very delicious.
burp. after that we had sex of course.
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Originally posted by elementalangel:
if got bounty.. then no need police liao... all the citizen will do their part.. wahhaha 1m bounty... everyone would want a piece of mas selamat LOL....maybe smth lidat
DEAD : 200k bounty
Alive with whole body intact : 1 m
1 arm : 50k
1 leg : 50k
head : 200k
lidat so if he is dead.. the citizens would dismember him to get more money =Dbut if someone shows up with a leg how to identify if its really his leg?
at least for arm still can, coz can match fingerprints.
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i bring a bottle of champagne n 2 plastic goblets...coz i wanna drink champagne with the prostitute as part of foreplay.
so i held up the 2 plastic goblets n after i untie the champagne wire, i ask the prostitute to shake the bottle. i use sign language coz she probably dont understand english or chinese.
then later she shake n she held the bottle sort of aiming towards me! i told her to point upwards coz the champagne will pop. she did but this time she held it upwards a little n it was aiming at my face!
before i could take the bottle away from her, the champagne popped! n the cork hit me in my cheek! ouch it hurts.
the pros. then burst out laughing. i was a little pissed. I should've held the champagne in the first place since she doesnt seem to know how a champagne works.
so later we drank n had sex. i looked in the mirror n i notice a red mark on my cheek. later when i was taking the bus back, after i boarded the bus at geylang, many people on board stared at me, coz of the red mark n they must think i went geylang to fark n the hooker gave me a lovebite.
i went home n later my mother saw it n i lied to her i got bitten by a mosquito.
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i picked a girl i wanna fuck, n when we go to the room, i said i wanted to stick the bicycle pump in her ass, n i will pay her $20 extra.
so she said ok. so i stick the bicycle pump into her anus n pumped air inside. then i asked her to fart out the air. then i kept repeating for a few times...pump air, fart out... pump air, fart out. when she fart out it sounds very sexy!
it was quite fun. ok then we had sex lor after that kinky foreplay.
u people should try it
Edited by twisti 02 Mar `08, 7:04PM
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meaning clerk or storeman vocation, with very slack duties. Meant for those 'special needs' people.
Eg. personnel with very low IQ, or those with severe depression (ie. cant take stress), or with too many conditions (ie. excuse heavy load, excuse walking, excuse dust, excuse everything etc)...
so therefore means those with severe depression cant do so much work coz will get stressed. n those very low IQ one can only do very simple tasks....
so for a clerk maybe whole day sit in the office shred paper or photocopy papers. not much work to do anyway so 90% of the time zo boh, or can do own thing. or those receptionist clerk, sit in front of office n direct visitors to the proper department. Or a clerk whose duty is only to answer n transfer phone calls.
n for storeman maybe just sit in the store to guard the store items n let people sign in n out for the store log book
or a RP just sit on office change pass...
so u ever know friends or colleagues with such vocations? very slack... very simple tasks... lots of free time... can do your own things... no one to bother u....
u wished u had one of these vocation?
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after farking her finish, i ask her to drink the semen from my condom. i tell her i will give her $10 tips. she say $20 but i bargain to $15.
so she takes the condom with semen in it n empties into her mouth n later she showed me her mouth, to prove she really did. then she even said 'aroi mak mak!' with a sweet smile.
haha.
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Originally posted by SpecOps87:........................................................................................
Given that he is trained and all...but wouldn't this have all happened...if that joker who was looking after him,had handcuffed him to a fixed object, and his ankles were secured by chains to a iron ball!
ankles secured by chains to an iron ball? hey thats inhumane lor... violates human rights. furthermore he already has a limp lor.
Edited by twisti 29 Feb `08, 2:58PM
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coz u forgot to turn off to silent mode or just cant be bothered.
then it rang coz got call or incoming message.
so then got kenna caught the RSM or CSM?? how many extra duties did u get? and did u also tried to bargain or explain... ie. say ur hp got problem...u turn to silent mode but it still rang...
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