mocktails! mocktails!
i love governer's smile (orange juice with milk) hohoho...
flirting reflects the human instinct to mate.
pimple=bad childhood experience?!
so fragile ah...
any knife in the head just sound terribly gross
let ur gf know tt: if she get back with her suicidal ex-bf, u will attempt suicide too...
a boy bringing a butter knife to a park?
dey having picnic or wad?
i have the urge to date a girl
i will chain up this particular homophobic guy and touch him all over...
Why must so troublesome put "babychicken" when you can just say "chick"?
stop kekuling n put ur nano brains to better use.
my mini bolster has been with me for 13 yrs...
threw it away recently after my mum convinced me tt my bolster is internally germ-infested...
if u had kindly pushed the cubicle door to signal tt it's empty, i'm sure the jap guy would say "arigato" or "thank u".
tt was ur chance to perform a good deed, and u ruined it.
i know who always say NICEEE...
borat!
show me ur pic la...if u r more handsome den my dad, i sure luv u deep deep
大小眼?!
啊... ... ...!!!!!!!!!
is it becos i have a common face?
or becos i appear in their dreams b4?
i'm a 20-yr-old guy n i still gotta reach home by midnite
wah hello kitty so busy, hello daniel nv help meh?
wad if the small boy looks like JU-ON...
u were irritated by the loud-playing MP3 player har?
i like to be called "boy", makes me feel young...
switch off the alarm n continue sleeping...
my sec 4 form teacher teaches chinese, so she told us to write our own testimonial...true enough, everything we wrote appeared on the actual testimonial...mine was 1.5 pages
this is utterly arousing... LOVE IT
while i carry hers, becos both our bags r unisex style...
i look better with her bag, she looks better with mine...
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