lol i wonder got guys dare to wear these t-shirts or not?

from Newurbanmale

would u wanna wear?

http://www.numtees.com

 

 

 

Originally posted by theresgottabemoretolife:

I'm a 19 year old guy looking for a fling.- females (17-30) Be it one night or long term only chemistry will tell.

I'm not clearing myself from being a desperate for something new, but certainly not a psychotic sex maniac. so flamers, dont waste your time if you're not interested. =)

I'm 173, 65kg, reasonably fit, i would leave looks as something really subjective, but definitely more than acceptable. Girls, experienced or not, who are willing to try out something new please pm me. I'll leave the rest of the introduction till then=)

what does it means??? can someone tell me please? thank u

Originally posted by Chris1988:

pledge is a brand la.

you this kind go shop for grocery with mother one dunno meh

my mum never buy pledge products leh

Originally posted by cuddles:

I think Pledge is probably a brand.

it might not have been the maid who wrote it.. some employers write a list and put down sirs to help them remember..

but the hand writing looks weird n foreign n also got some spelling error n broken english used.

so it must've belong to a maid

i was at Fairprice Finest supermarket at a particular shopping mall, with my mum for grocery shopping.

then later at the cashier when unloading the groceries for payment, i found a piece of paper on the trolley bottom.

then i look at it n realized its a shopping list.

then later i concluded it must've belonged to a maid, coz it wrote 'sir coffee' n 'sir toilet papper'. i think she left it there after her grocery shopping.

then i also noticed 2 spelling error like papper instead of paper, n teryiyaki instead of teriyaki.

n below the 'toilet stain remover' it wrote 'pledge' i guess?? what the hell is that? anybody knows? what kinda thing is pledge??

what an interesting discovery. i smell the paper to see if got any scent like perfume, but dun have. dun have any kinda smell. Behind the paper is blank. its a strip of paper cut from foolscap paper. (cut with scissors i conclude, coz the edge is curvy)

the black pen used is of a low quality ball point pen, since upon magnification the ink flow is inconsistent. n furthermore the maid has to rewrite some characters again due to the weak ink flow.

the maid who wrote this is probably quite well educated in english language, since she can write many words.

n i also can conclude her employer, the 'sir' likes to drink coffee with brown sugar.

the family probably likes japanese food, since theres teriyaki sauce, soba sauce n mirin on the shopping list

 

 

 

 

 

what a loser

they chao keng to get a stay out vocation so they can spend more time with their girlfriend..

or they chao keng so can get stay out excuse...

these people perhaps chao keng coz they feel insecure, ie. if they never spend enough time with their gf, she will go n find other guys...

or perhaps their gf encourage them to chao keng so can spend more time together...

u come across any army friends who is like that? what do u think of such chao keng people?

and how did these people chao keng? was it successful?

 

 

Originally posted by FireIce:

i dun have to learn leh
when i was 4, my dance teacher ask me whether i can do it
and i just did it
and i can still do it now

so how much u wanna pay me?

pay u to perform yoga/gymnastics for me to see??

 

 

u can do?

how to train up so can do legs split like tat?

i went RHS n saw this cute pair of low cut ankle socks (Reebok) n bot it...its grey n has silver threads. got shiny bling bling kinda look.

then when i reached home n unpack it n i saw the label which says 'WOMEN'S RBK THIN SOCKS'

but i m a guy leh, oh no!

lol but nevermind la, it looks unisex to me anyway. guy can also wear women's ankle socks la, right?

anyway my socks nice or not? hehe

Originally posted by rain-coat:

did you microwave the centipede?

no...why would i wanna do that?

Originally posted by Fantagf:

The centipede die already or not?   think there is book on 4D numbers -   numbers representing different things.      YOu can buy yesterday date.    YOu count legs of centipede and then what about the other 3 numbers, how to get?

of course still alive. ok i ask my amah, she got the 4d book. but then actually the 4d book is for interpretation of dreams leh.... like u got some dreams n then u check ur dream in the book for the corresponding 4d no.

Originally posted by Fantagf:

TS, go buy 4D and you may strike.   Go ask people what is the number representing centipede then buy 4D.

how bout count the number of centipede legs n use the number for 4D?

or throw in pieces of red paper with numbers written in them. then see which piece the centipede pick. then repeat 4 times n buy 4d?

today bought some balukus from golden mile complex.

then just now i went to eat. since the balukus are still attached to their stalk i go n peel them off to eat. then i saw something hiding n moving inside...between the many baluku fruits n the main stalk.

knn its a centipede! got shocked.

so i go n try to shake it out but it wont budge. then i go kitchen take a microwave container n then shake the centipede out into it n faster close the lid.

then i go kitchen heat up a fork n poke breathing holes.

knn.... u ppl eat balukus next time becareful ok? phew lucky i never kenna bite or else i going to up lorry liao.

phew...thank god. then i go check the other bunch of balukus see got anymore or not...lucky no have

 

 

 

Originally posted by Cowbaycowboo:

psssstttt....*whisper into fi's ear*...wanna know hw i dun hv tan lines??

yo! i wanna know!!!!

Originally posted by angel7030:

u need to suntan

how will it help??

Originally posted by FireIce:

u need to bathe another 1867653 times

wah so many times ah? u help me can?

got see ppl hang reverse before? (hang wrong direction)

i can speak quite well but sometimes when watch canto drama/movies cant catch coz they speak too fast n use cheem words sometimes

call up their hotline helpdesk n ask for technical asst lor

i go swimming in swimming pool about 1 hour plus... then i go bathe... yah i swear i used soap n shampoo n washed myself properly.

but then still got chlorine smell remain on my arms leh. i can smell it when i smell my hands n arms. i dont like the smell leh.

so how? always like that leh. so irritating

u people when go swimming experience this before? or could it be the pool got too much chlorine?

 

 

 

Originally posted by Quinsy:

 

BAN!!!!!

the duty roster planned by the spec or clerk. he seems to always put himself n his friends on weekdays n then others kenna weekends, n everytime like this every month. or perhaps he put his enemies on weekends or public holiday.

got happen before? so did u or the victim voice out to someone about the unfairness n discrepancy?

 

 

get ur lunch from the cookhouse aunties, sat down, n take a few bites n realize the food today taste very lousy. n u decided not to eat anymore

so u go to the clearing area n dump away ur food n plate/tray, n then proceed to the canteen for a better lunch.

ever done that before?

or perhaps if no one is looking u scan ur card, but never take the food, n go off to the canteen to eat? then got ever kenna caught for that?