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1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
3. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
5. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
6. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
8. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
9. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
10. Clean your room before we come over.
11. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
12. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.Want some more? ladies, please add yours to the list :D
Shin-Chan
Edited by FireIce 21 Jul `08, 11:32AM
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