Originally posted by mrsmall:

why sliently

silent fart is deadly mah... it stinks badly usually.. and its really pungent!!

OooPps! I just farted silently!!!!

Originally posted by Urroh:

I tot farting need ass muscle?? Then dead people how to fart??

wo zhen de bu zhi dao.... I just read a little on it...

Originally posted by daveywavey:

I am caucasian, so I have no dea what "simi 'wai li'" means.

[b]However, women don't fart.[/b] It's due to evolution. In the caveman days there were two types of females: farting and non-farting. However, the farting ones failed to attract males, so they didn't reproduce and their farting DNA died out. Only the non-farting ones reproduced and so spread their non-farting DNA. Survival of the fittest/non-fartiest.

ehh.... I am a woman.. who farts alot everyday especially when I love to take beans and lotsa meat...

So when you say women don't fart... then what am I?

*making me confused to what my gender is*

Originally posted by Peter Lim Ai Ling:

are you my gf?

*faints*... i dun think I would like a bisexual worr

Originally posted by Lord_Of_Hayan:

I complain because i couldn't take pictures of u I told the person to install one(1) unit of camera in my house.....hehe can get pics liao

Please do send me fat pic of myself too... i would like to admire myself lor

Originally posted by Peter Lim Ai Ling:

Just now went to hotel with my gf and saw she got no more hair down there.

do you think singapore is too stressful?

then i think im over stressed too...

Originally posted by Deportivo:

Considering they don't eat meat, what do you reckon?

Vegetarian Men do have abaloney too

Originally posted by Lord_Of_Hayan:

Intresssting........

*farts*

*silent farts* - A deadly weapon used against Very Irritating People

Originally posted by Lord_Of_Hayan:

I complain liao.

What did you complain huh? Too small huh? or too hairy?

Originally posted by zoik:

i'm always naked at home.
but i think if people saw me theyd call the coastguard for beached whale...

its a pretty embarrassing story to promote.
and she spent 3 hours oggling, just to see if they really were topless for all that time.

this is a pretty common thing in the west, so its a classic clash of cultures/conservtives/kaypoh aunties etc ..unfortunately

i oways wear my undergarments without the door closed, yet my room door is like adjacent to the balcony windows.. haha!!! are the kaypoh aunties gonna complain very soon too?

Originally posted by daveywavey:

If your dog farts he must be male (or maybe a desexed female).

huh?? simi 'wai li' is this? As long as you do have a digestive system, rectum and anus you have the ability to fart i thought?

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[Men and women fart on the avg times of 14 daily. Its just that men take more pride in it than women. Everybody farts and even the dead sometimes would let out a fart shortly after death.]

Originally posted by kecang_puteh:
Let's [b]band together and stop bumping this thread[/b]

*Get together* ?

hmm... conclusion... *confused*

So does this thread implies that every human and animal farts?

I know for sure human do fart, and my doggie farts too rarely though, but does lurker farts openly for others to smell?

Originally posted by Texcoco II:


This thread [b]MUST and WILL Survive![/b]

Originally posted by Ponders:

When I go shoe shop, this lady was wearing speghetti top and trying out shoe...she showed cleavage to me....

must call Wan Bao already.. i felt so offended... i am so traumatised ...

Originally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:

|f U LoVe Me U LoVe Me 4 wAt | aM, tHe PasT doEs n0t mAtTeR aNyM0rE

Originally posted by dork3d:

They are practising for an upcoming lingerie fashion show?

Originally posted by Urroh:

human without assholes..

shen hai zi mei pi ye?

Originally posted by 3strips:

I think its alright to be naked in own home AS LONG AS he/she dun go waving/shouting to attract attention.

that person that took the photo could be a pervert.. emotionly/mentally unsound.

precisely!!!

Originally posted by monoslayer:

ya loh. got free show still wanna complain. haiz... ppl nowadays... *shake head*

its out of jealousy lor... or they will say its not right for kids to see them naked also... i dunno what's the problem but my younger cousins bathed with their parents till the age of 8. They got use to them and they learnt about their growth and maturation [do not think of incest pls]. I think its time for us to look at things at a more positive point of view and stop being so narrow minded [in Singapore, people call them dirty minded instead]. At times, I feel that the only thing that's keeping me in Singapore is that it does not have serious natural disaster as yet. When a woman walk around naked at home, other women call them cheap biatch or s|uts, but its actually a form of liberation? Just being liberal in thinking doesn't mean you are cheap.

Originally posted by gentlerock:


Yeah, I agree. I say just let them do what they want.....sooner or later, everything will become normal and life goes on.

I just can't understand why some people are so conservative, like the women who reported. She doesn't like to see nude people and be reminded of sex, feel horny sometimes, etc? Its normal and natural what....doesn't mean that one has to be sleazy or sick or perverted to like such things.

Our censorship laws probably have a part in promoting such attitudes too.

Its jealousy and insecurity lah. In my previous company, the admin manager was very unattractive and insecure (sickening, power-hungry character). When the new secretary wore a tube top inside with a jacket outside...she also went to tell the new secretary off. I just didn't see the need for that.

[b]Actually, the law here does say that as long as those parts of your body are in the public's view (whether its outdoors or in your home home), its an offence.

[/b]

OOooOopss!! I wasn't aware of the law.. I thought as long as not public. I had the misconception because I heard from a friend that a couple caught making out in public in their cars, were not arrested or booked by the police.

But seriously, its time for them to change the law already. Otherwise I will be one of the headlines too reported by jealous women.

To dress with a tube top or spaghetti strap in the office with a coat or jacket is so common and its nothing wrong. Even in schools these days, teachers do dress like this as long as not overly exposed with super short skirts.

Originally posted by gentlerock:

Wei.....topless and braless are two different things lah!

Woah....I'm off to Chin Swee road now...

haha! yah braless can be without bra in their clothes... while topless is another issue, but i think we all understood the first part of the topic as the bossoms were seen.

Anyway, I find it nothing wrong for them to be nude in their own home doing things at their own comfort. Needless to say, since they are foreigners, they should be very used to their own culture back home. What they do and how late they return home isn't of our business too. Why do they report in the papers? These people really nothing better to do.. and the report says not many people at the vicinity is aware of it.. shows that not many Singaporeans are so kpo...

Originally posted by laurence82:

Chin Swee Road sounds so familiar.....north area?

Its in town... very near Zouk I think...

Originally posted by pokkagreentea:

bo liao topic. the answer is obvious.

don't think it can beat 'do girls fart?' thread.

i did replied if girls fart is because I do realised many girls do not do it openly with people around... or even with friends. But there is a large number of guys who does that.. even in the lift!

but this starter of the clone topic is obviously trying to make himself look stupid