skill as good as edison anot?

Hollywood comedy rarely makes me laugh.

Same as TS, i like Stephen Chow style, especially the old one when 王晶 was always the director of his movie.

Stephen chow movies i dont need to recommend since i assume you know them all, recommend you 2 Tony Leung comedy movies that i like:

- 超时空要爱 (At first it's a bit boring, but from the part when they are in temple till the end, it's good laughs.)

- 东成西就

And some Korean movies:

- 色即是空 1&2 (RA, got show tits) 

- 放学后的屋顶

- 谁和她睡觉了

google for "完全自杀手册"

It's a book from Japan and was a big hit in Hongkong.

Some method death chance higher, some more painful, some cause a big mess, some your body will not be in one piece...... so there's no "best", read through it and find the method which suits your objective most.

Originally posted by Burnwoods:

i dl the 金庸群侠传 but cannot install.

 

Does anyone have any idea?

Don't know where did you dl it, but normally the 金庸群侠传 you dl from net should be in .rar format, just un-rar it to a folder, then run the play.bat file to play it.

"special" type in AMK??

i cant tell you the exact location. But the hint is like around 11pm, where most of the shops on the ground floor of HDB flat is closed...... And you see that particular shop, the glass is semi-transparent, and you see light blue or pink neon lights..... That's the place you are looking for.

Dont expect a decent massage there, you go in, pick the gal, she will bathe with you, and then she will start the ball rolling.

Not only AMK, in other neighbourhood areas also got, but only know about the north area. Sembawang also got, the last time "yishun seafood village" now "S-11", walk around that area you will explore something. Again, the hint is pink neon light.......

And near the seletar camp......haha.... yes, near the god damn army camp!!!

Go explore yourself, i shouldn't tell you too much. The process of exploring is more fun than the result you get in the end.

You want good decent massage or good "special"??

Based on my experience, you cannot get both at the same time.

Those who can do real massage(know the 穴位well, have good strength) are the "技师" type, they dont offer special, and mostly are older type.

For the "special" one, they just anyhow press press and then ask you to do special.

Originally posted by JLennon:

Do they still sell 金庸群侠传  any more?

can download from chinese websites, dont think they still sell it in market.

金庸群侠传 - DOS game but playable in xp, suppose to miss it but as it's playable in xp, so i played it couple of times in recent years, so dont miss it that much.

超时空英雄传说(part 1) - Very trouble some to play in xp, where i d/l gave instruction, but too trouble that i dont bother to try..... very nice game, clone of final fantasy tactics, isometric "squares" type of turn based game(if you know what i am talking about).

Hisoka, are you talking about this game?? 

Transport tycoon deluxe - purposely make trains crash anyone?? haha i loved to do that.

Stronghold - not the new one, i am talking about DOS, 486 era(if you are old enough to know what is 486, in case you dont know, that's before intel pentium) where you buy game in floppy disk!! You can still find this game in website like "home of the underdogs". This Strong hold game is D&D based, you build the area, get supplies, explore around and get ass kicked by some dragon.

炎龙骑士团 - Clone of Sega Mega Drive "Shining Force" series. (Again, if you are old enough to know "Mega Drive"). Playable in xp also, and also played in recent years, so dont miss it that much.

Between the recent few epsiode of NFS, seems not much difference to me, dont really like them. since "underground" where they started the map roaming mode, then you enter race, enter garage upgrade car that kind of game mode..... not my cup of tea.

And i feel that racing game is racing game, not RPG, i dont like to see those story thing, need to beat this guy, then next guy then the next guy until "big boss" to get back your car isn't really a story afterall too.

Yes, the FMV..... why in a racing game we need FMV story telling......

conclusion: i enjoyed the old NFS better than the new one.

sometimes the developer forget about the basic mechanics of a good racing game, they spend too many efforts on the "side orders" rather than the "main course".

the 饭 in the pic is traditional chinese, taken in HK?

Like lorry said, need to find the cause of your sadness, then we can solve it.

But in general, my key of being happy is quite a negative mindset, Where i reduce my greed to a very low level, when you are not greedy at all, you will be easier satisfied.

You wont mind that you are not rich, you wont mind that ppl have sexy gf but you dont, you wont mind that..... when you dont mind anything at all, nothing makes you sad.

In life if there are too many things that you want, and you cannot get them, you will always feel sad.

read 庄子's life thoery to understand more.

see if you want make it big loh, call lianhewanbao, make the story more dramatic, make like you are very very poor thing, keep the truth, just make the public pity you more.

Then whole singapore knows the trick, no one will fall again.(hopefully)

Originally posted by ChiBet:

how Malays names work is 'name' bin 'father's name'

so superman is batman's father

Take note it's suparman, not superman

i have one sec sch classmate’s name is 铭志(MingZhi), it’s sounds like 名字（MingZi).

So when ppl ask his name in mandarin “你叫什么名字”, he reply “铭志(MingZhi)”, ppl get very confused and ask again, “我问你叫什么名字呀”. Until he explain “我的名字就是铭志”.(Wo De Ming Zi Jiu Shi Ming Zhi)

Originally posted by Short Ninja:

I heard that in the old days in Malaya and Thailand children would be curious about the Ang Mor faeces that they would smell it to see if it smells good.Then if you recall history there was one high ranking ang mor who got speared by a group of Malays while taking a dump....cuz maybe when they were kids they found out that the white men  dung  stinks the most>LOL

LMAO

somewhere pasir ris forgot what village, but that’s local food. It’s by the beach, eat local food like chilli crabs that kind of things. can eat BBQ chicken wings, western food(kopitiam style western food, you know what i mean).

Sembawang beach there also got one place, but eat the same kind of local food again, seafood 煮炒, you know the standard package, chiili crab, 咕噜肉,铁板豆腐,”gang gong” etc.

remind me of some joke i saw somewhere, cant remember exactly, i list whatever i can remember, it about comparing theif and doctors.

Thieves can rob/steal whatever cash/valuables with you.
Doctors can take all your life savings, make you borrow money from others to give him.

Thieves cannot rob/steal you openly, they are afraid of getting caught by police.
Doctors charge you the way they want legally, not afraid of being caught.

Theives run from you once they got your stuffs.
Doctors stay there wait for you to give him your stuff again, and you will do so.

When you dont have anything to give the theives, the thieves lan lan get lost.
When you dont have anything to give the doctors, YOU lan lan get lost.

You can beat the hell out of the thieves(if you can and you dare), that’s legal self-defence.
You can beat the hell out of the doctors who charged you crazily, but that’s illegal.

Not all doctors got robbed by thieves before.
Somehow ALL theives has given their moeny to doctors before.

There’s no absoulute case, but having good cert give you more options like others already said.

Most(but not all) jobs look at certs, but there are some jobs that prefer experience/skill than certs. So if you identified such job, spend 3years in that industry, gain the experience and learn the skill, you are prefered compared to someone who spend the 3years getting a cert.

But take note that such case only applies to limited industry/trade postions, the main stream is still looking at certs.

And like nehpyh said, you need to show/prove others that you are worth the salary. So even they dont look at certs, you still need to have the real skill, to impress them.

Originally posted by bluepaperclip:

why don't you bring your bolster over from Singapore to Melbourne?

I've seen people pack and bring bolster to overseas countries before.

bring that "entire colony of dust mites" also? haha

sometimes it’s not up to you.

Even you can accept it, the next thing you need to “fight”, is how others look at it.

You accept doesn’t mean your parents/family accept naturally. You need to do alot to make them accept him/her also.

my ex-gfs all hate my bolster very very much!
bcos i am used to hugging it, even when they are here, i prefer hungging the bolster than hugging them. hahaha.

before i fall asleep, i will hug my gf, but when i fall asleep, naturally i will grab the bolster instead.

Out of all these green schemes, i hate the “no plastic bag in supermartket” things(Some of the China supermart, some HK, some europe supermarts that i have been to).

They are asking you(the consumers) to bring your own bag to supermarkets/shops, YET the supermarket still provide plastic bags(AT YOUR COST?WTF).

So it’s only the consumer’s part to save the earth? If we never bring our own bag, we have to bear the plastic bag cost?(Not only the cost, i believe every plastic bag we buy from them, they earn a little bit profit from them)

And they make it like the supermarts who do this are saving the earth, but they are just cutting their costs….. plastic bags used to be at their cost, once they promote this scheme, the consumers bear the plastic bag cost, so WTF?

I am saying that we should use more and more plastic bags, but my point is, in such scheme, only the consumers are spending effort/money, while the supermarts gets the credit of being “green”(And enjoy the benefit of reducing their costs).

Perhaps the scheme is really effective in reducing the number of plastic bags used. But why it’s all consumers responsilities?

Not only IRC ba, many way of getting free ones. ONS from nightspots, frens(yes, these things happens between frens of opposite sex when the right moment comes), IRC and other form of picking up gals from net.

Actually nothing is free, there are those you dont need to pay(money), but you need to spend "effort" getting them. Paid sex is where it's nothing but a deal, just pay and you get it.

You can say you go pub get ONS, but you still need to pay for drinks, pay for hotel, buy condoms. Let's say you so lucky everything the gal pay la, you still need to spend the effort to hook up with her, lure her to pay everything and sleep with you.

quote from Yoda, "Much to learn you still have"

depending on what kind of frens you have, soon enough you will realize many married man go for such things, it's very common. Guys who look very decent on the street, you never know that he might have just finished having sex in geylang. Go Geylang and see ppl who walk in those houses and came out, look at their face, they look as normal as anyone you see around anywhere.

But just keep it as paid sex, dont keep second wife, and use protection, dont bring home any STD. Make it as spend a little money(too much causes problem) for thrills, nothing related to family, no harm of any kind caused to the family.

language skill need to be built up day by day, a long process, memorising something hard for short term will not help to build up the skill.