The SAS Prayer

"Oh Lord, Who didst call on Thy disciples to venture all to win all men to
Thee, grant that we, the chosen members of the Special Air Service Regiment,
may by our works and our ways dare all to win all and, in so doing, render
special service to Thee and our fellow men in all the world, through the
same Jesus Christ Our Lord, Amen."

Airborne
Creed

I am an Airborne trooper! A PARATROOPER!

I jump by parachute from any plane in flight. I volunteered to do it, knowing well the hazards of my choice.

I serve in a mighty Airborne Force--famed for deeds in war--renowned for readiness in peace. It is my pledge to uphold its honor and prestige in all I am--in all I do.

I am an elite trooper--a sky trooper--a shock trooper--a spearhead trooper. I blaze the way to far-flung goals--behind, before, above the foe's front line.

I know that I may have to fight without support for days on end. Therefore, I keep mind and body always fit to do my part in any Airborne task. I am self-reliant and unafraid. I shoot true, and march fast and far. I fight hard and excel in every art and artifice of war.

I never fail a fellow trooper. I cherish as a sacred trust the lives of men with whom I serve. Leaders have my fullest loyalty, and those I lead never find me lacking.

I have pride in the Airborne! I never let it down!

In peace, I do not shrink the dullest of duty not protest the toughest training. My weapons and equipment are always combat ready. I am neat of dress--military in courtesy--proper in conduct and behavior.

In battle, I fear no foe's ability, nor under-estimate his prowess, power and guile. I fight him with all my might and skills--ever alert to evade capture or escape a trap. I never surrender, though I be the last.

My goal in peace or war is to succeed in any mission of the day--or die, if needs be, in the try.

I belong to a proud and glorious team--the Airborne, the Army, my Country. I am its chosen pride to fight where others may not go--to serve them well until the final victory.

I am the trooper of the sky! I am my Nation's best! In peace and war I never fail. Anywhere, anytime, in anything--I AM AIRBORNE!

U.S. Army Rangers
Creed

Recognizing that I volunteered as a Ranger, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and "esprit de corps" of the Ranger Regiment.

Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move farther, faster and fight harder than any other soldier.

Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be. One hundred percent and then some.

Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, my neatness of dress and care for equipment shall set the example for others to follow.

Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Ranger word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.

R eadily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Rangers Lead The Way!

The Special Forces Prayer

Almighty God Who art the Author of Liberty and the Champion of the oppressed hear our prayer.

We the men of Special Forces, acknowledge our dependence upon Thee in the preservation of human freedom. Go with us as we seek to defend the defenseless and to free the enslaved.

May we ever remember that our nation, whose oath "in God We Trust," expects that we shall requit ourselves with honor, that we may never bring shame upon our faith, our families, or our fellow men.

Grant us wisdom from Thy mind, courage from Thine heart, and protection by Thine hand. It is for Thee that we do battle, and to thee belongs the victor's crown. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power and glory forever,

Amen!

U.S. Army Special Forces
Creed

I am an American Special Forces soldier. A professional! I will do all that my nation requires of me.

I am a volunteer, knowing well the hazards of my profession.

I serve with the memory of those who have gone before me: Roger's Rangers, Francis Marion, Mosby's Rangers, the first Special Service Forces and Ranger Battalions of World War II, The Airborne Ranger Companies of Korea. I pledge to uphold the honor and integrity of all I am - in all I do.

I am a professional soldier. I will teach and fight wherever my nation requires. I will strive always, to excel in every art and artifice of war.

I know that I will be called upon to perform tasks in isolation, far from familiar faces and voices, with the help and guidance of my God.

I will keep my mind and body clean, alert and strong, for this is my debt to those who depend upon me.

I will not fail those with whom I serve. I will not bring shame upon myself or the forces.

I will maintain myself, my arms, and my equipment in an immaculate state as befits a Special Forces soldier.

I will never surrender though I be the last. If I am taken, I pray that I may have the strength to spit upon my enemy.

My goal is to succeed in any mission - and live to succeed again.

I am a member of my nation's chosen soldiery. God grant that I may not be found wanting, that I will not fail this sacred trust.

ippt window now is from da date of ur birthday 2 ur next birthday
during tis time u cn take as many times as u like

Originally posted by bjork:

Today i was taking the MRT to work, as expected kinda crowd. I proceed to the middle cabin. Then there is a malay uncle standing beside me. I didnt feel anything unusual, till i realised he was bio-ing into my top.
I was kinda uneasy lor so i move back to avoid having direct stare from him, once i catch him staring at my top & i stare him back he act like nothing happen.
nevertheless! He actually turn round & face me!
I got so piss & erm.. offended i walk away.
Its not the first time already... always

wat do u expect from them?????
young or old they r always doin things and makin fools of themselves

shout 2 them 2 shut da hell up
they aint da only 1s living there

u dun need a good car 2 b a racer neither do u need 2 b a racer 2 drive a good car

know ones' own limits and limits of ones' car

drivers being more aggrresive than da cars only works if u have wat it takes

its all bout da Benjamins

never mess wit da old man (RSM) on da parade sq wit his brown pace stick

dun they risk injuring their backs doin someting like tat

but think of da allowances they can get when they go sailing or diving

guess not many ppl r willing 2 go sailing 4 long periods at a stretch
and i guess not many ppl r willing 2 b divers

there few occupations but i forgot which r they
so if u include those then it can b quite long

.....n e 1 here get 2gether and go 4 a drive ard?????
and may b talk bout wat they did/intend 2 do 2 their cars

n e 1 drives old cars like 10-20 yrs old?????

latest craze wud b sipping coffe while admiring jewels?????

1 more is policeman and i tink few others but i 4got which r they

its a good feeling 2 get coy best shot

.....is it to have a good and proper command of english?????
good as in
speak comprehensibly, grammatically structured sentences and legibly writen?????

Originally posted by the Bear:

UFC...

Ultimate Fighting Championship
supposedly da most brutal full contact sport
sometimes even fatal

if i were an ice-cream man's son
if i were to marry
i wud marry an ice-cream man's daughter
more than anybody

she can lick and i can lick we can lick each other
in the middle of the night we will lick each other

if i were a carpenter's son
if i were to marry
i wud marry a carpenter's daughter
more than anybody

she can screw and i can screw we can screw each other
in the middle of the night we will screw each other

sings

"We the frogmen of the Navy
DEMOLITION team
rough and rugged bunch of
BASTARDS
there's nothing we can't do
We can beat the whole of the
AIR FORCE and the ARMY too
We the frogmen of the Navy
HOOYAH for us DON'T QUIT!!!!!"

Originally posted by GHoST_18:

IMT >>> individual markmanship training.... i think...

Individual Marksmanship Trainer

World Wrestling Entertainment
hmm.....most dramatic and well scripted show on tv