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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Please dun mix me up with those sex boggled AV idols, I am a normal Singapore gal, did my education, paid my tax, do my job, obedient and discipline to my family and the nation. But then, somehow I was framed and some pples found it coincidentally hilarious about it. They further try to add salts and peppers to it.

       

      Please understand. Thank you

       

      If u still dun understand, we can talk over a coffee.

      Fuck off.

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:

      My first move is to get some stupid guys to pay for my drinks and all other expenses.

      Nice attitude.

      No wonder there are so many single and desperate women around.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by angel7030:

      no, cycling and running only help the legs and hips, and perhaps the tummy, u should try chewing chewing gum or betel so as to exercise your mouth and cheek to reduce the fats


      This is ridiculous and false.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Ummm.

      Its common knowledge that spot exercises or remedies on specific locations do not get rid of fat.

      You want to lose fat then do cardiovascular exercises.

      Your body then loses fat in a genetically predetermined pattern.

      Usually arms and legs first, then face and neck, then finally the torso.

      Putting on fat is the reverse of that pattern.

      This happens by nature so that any excess fat is usually stored in the torso amd away from the limbs to conserve energy when moving. 

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Wow, prepare to been ban..


      Keke.

      It surprises me too.

      I've been posting pics like these for years here and have never been banned.

      Quite extraordinary really.   icon_razz.gif

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    • You are a Singaporean?

      Maybe its because you are lousy in bed and he doesnt want to tell you that?

      Singaporean girls tend to be quite useless so you are not alone in that regard.

      Just ask him why lor.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Joseph Chang and Bryant Chang in Eternal Summer. 

      2 guy 1 girl relationship. Too bad they didnt have a MMF threesome.  tongue.png

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by jay_rocks:

      guy's fantasy or girl's fantasy?

      I think it is a guy writing about what he wants girls' fantasies to be.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by OMGitsME:

      WWE's Beth Pheonix ... muscular n fugly .. maybe u like


      Ummm.  Actually yes, I do.  Whats wrong with that?

      She's muscular and she's pretty.  I prefer this to SG women's stick figures.

       

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by agnes80_tan:


      Sex Fantasy #1: Bad Girls

      Sex Fantasy #2: Group Sex


      Sex Fantasy #3: Girl-Girl Sex

      Sex Fantasy #4: Incest and Inappropriate Partners

      Sex Fantasy #5: Rape

      Sex Fantasy #6: Sex in Public

      Sex Fantasy #7: Sex with an Audience

      Sex Fantasy #8: Sex with a Stranger

      Sex Fantasy #9: Painful Sex or Torture


      LOL.  This is lame.

      What are you, 13 years old?

      This reminds me of those dreadful "educational" TV sex programmes they had on late night New Zealand TV while I was still a horny teenager and used to watch shit like this and jack off to all those simulated sex scenes.  Every episode would feature topics like this shit and it really seems lame nowadays with all the shit you can get online.

      Shit like this used to be awesome before the internet got big.

      I think this list is out of date.

      Where did you get it from?

      I remember reading this exact same list with the same exact wording way back in the 90s.  confused.png

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Just a word of advice for any newbies to hookers here that may be new to the scene.

      Do not go for local Singaporean prostitutes.  I have tried a few and rate them definitely below the others. 

      Service, looks-wise, and skill.  Local girls lack skills, some of them don't even know the basic anatomical techniques.  Their timing, rhythms, and techniques are way off, its hard to explain without going into detail but trust me avoid  the Singaporean hookers.  They can't make it.  Some are okay looking though so I guess thats fine, but if looks are your priority why go for them when there are much better looking China girls available?

      If you want girls with good skill and technique look for the Thai girls.  No doubt about that.   

       

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    • I think its amusing how such a big deal is made in Singapore whenever something relatively tame such as bar-top dancing or "sex in the city" etc are allowed.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • I used to work at a restaurant with those low backless chairs and I would always see at least one or two g-string wearers everyday.

      Surprisingly, a lot of thong and g-string wearers are middle aged women.

      A few are young women and I even saw a few guys wearing it.

      So yeah, dont be too surprised.  They are more common than you think.  And a lot of people who you may not think would wear them actually do.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:

      Nah, RJC was fine.

      My endurance has always been poor, that's the prime reason, I think, that's stopping me from achieving bedroom nirvana. Any advice from a veteran like yourself for beginners like myself? icon_smile.gif


      Be like a woman.

      Do not just focus on your penis.

      Your entire body can be an erogenous zone.

      Try to achieve satisfaction without stimulating your dick and see where you go from there.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • I love alpha females.  tongue.png  And these MMA fighters have got to be alpha females.

      I can imagine the sex with them must be so amazing. 

      Just imagine what they can do to you when they have you in a submission move like the Kimura.  Your arm at breaking point with her mounted on your back doing god knows what.

      Or a Triangle Lock with her free hand doing something to you while you beg her to stop.  Knowing full well that if you do, she will beat the shit out of you.

      What if she got you in an Anaconda Choke?  Must be nirvana for fans of femdom asphyxiation.

      The possibilities are endless!  Just imagine.

      Of course, no thread is complete without pics.  Just imagine these ladies turning the tables on you and making you their bitch.

       

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by MohamedF:

      Guys cannot be raped... period... Rape can only be committed by a man... its part of the whole rights to women thing that have a special law to protect women against sexual assault by men...

      The most guys can get is Penal Code Cap 224 Sec 354

      Assault or use of criminal force to a person with intent to outrage prevmodestynext
      (1)   Whoever assaults or uses criminal force to any person, intending to outrage or knowing it to be likely that he will thereby outrage the prevmodestynext of that person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years, or with fine, or with caning, or with any combination of such punishments.

      (2)   Whoever commits an offence under subsection (1) against any person under 14 years of age shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 5 years, or with fine, or with caning, or with any combination of such punishments.

      or

      Penal code Cap 224 Sec 376

      Sexual assault by penetration
      —(1)   Any man (A) who —

      (a) penetrates, with A’s penis, the anus or mouth of another person (B); or(b) causes another man (B) to penetrate, with B’s penis, the anus or mouth of A,

      shall be guilty of an offence if B did not consent to the penetration. (2)   Any person (A) who —

      (a) sexually penetrates, with a part of A’s body (other than A’s penis) or anything else, the vagina or anus, as the case may be, of another person (B);(b) causes a man (B) to penetrate, with B’s penis, the vagina, anus or mouth, as the case may be, of another person (C); or(c) causes another person (B), to sexually penetrate, with a part of B’s body (other than B’s penis) or anything else, the vagina or anus, as the case may be, of any person including A or B,

      shall be guilty of an offence if B did not consent to the penetration. (3)   Subject to subsection (4), a person who is guilty of an offence under this section shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 20 years, and shall also be liable to fine or to caning. (4)   Whoever —

      (a) in order to commit or to facilitate the commission of an offence under subsection (1) or (2) ––(i) voluntarily causes hurt to any person; or(ii) puts any person in fear of death or hurt to himself or any other person; or(b) commits an offence under subsection (1) or (2) against a person (B) who is under 14 years of age,

      shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than 8 years and not more than 20 years and shall also be punished with caning with not less than 12 strokes.

      Note: above highlited in orange is refered to persons of no specific gender....

      A guy cannot be raped according to Singapore law.

      But a guy can be raped.  Understand the difference?

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by MohamedF:

      Those who has only been in sgf for 3 mths, really need to respect senior members...

      Guys cannot be raped according to Singapore Statues...

      There doesnt need to be a law for a wrong to have been committed.

      Guys can be raped.  And women and men have been sentenced for rape on guys.

      And the Singapore statutes are not some cosmic universal rule of law.

      Get out more.

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by eagle:

      do you have this bod first?

       

      Not yet.  Still trying to slim first before adding tone.

      I'm still trying to get my weight down to around 60-65 kg and very very slim before adding tone and definition like in your pic.  But not too much muscles, must be lean muscles, not bulky muscles.

      I also love that lean muscle look in women.  Slim is nice but slim AND muscular is hotter and sexier. 

       

      Edited by SmallPanda 23 Mar `08, 6:42PM
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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Are Singaporean women such useless fucks that they are too lazy to exercise?

      Do they eat too much hawker food?

      What are the reasons? confused.png

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    • Usually if I am wearing soft fabric pants with elastic waistbands I will stick my dick at the 12 o'clock angle upwards flat on my tummy against the waistband and then let it down again once it goes soft.

      If my pants are hard materials like jeans etc, then all is fine since it just looks like I have a big dick so I do nothing and leave my dick at the 6 o'clock angle.

       Or at the very least I will hunch my body slightly forward to disguise the erection angle and then stand normally again once it goes soft.

      Edited by SmallPanda 23 Mar `08, 3:03PM
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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • Originally posted by LatecomerX:

      Dude, if you don't edit your post in due time, you should be running to the nearest armour shop and equip yourself with a Lv 100 flame shield.

       

      Are you fucking kidding me.

      Bring this shit on.  I will be able to smell their stinking vaginas a mile away.

      Do yourself a favour and date a non-Singaporean woman then judge for yourself.

      Open yourself to quality, sophisticated women and not some lame ass simple minded HDB shorts and slippers wearing monkey SG chick. 

       

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    311 posts since Nov '03
    • I doubt it unless the gf is foreign.

      Who on earth wants to sleep with a Singaporean woman?  Lousy in bed, ugly and passive.

      Once you go foreign, you dont go Singaporean.  icon_lol.gif