Hmm.... I remember evacuating one sect comd from the jungle to the hospital after his section got attacked by wasps. He was breaking out in rashes, and his breathing was becoming laboured.

In other news, I was supposed to meet my prof at 4.15pm to hand in my final hardcover-bound thesis.

I'm outside his office right now, the door's locked, and it's already 4.25 pm..... if he doesn't turn up real soon, I'm just gonna vamoose.

Originally posted by Fatum:

I dun wan to do that .... maybe ... I'll get thin enough to fit into my old ones one day ...

Uhh.... okay....

But don't you need at least a couple of good-fitting No.4 before you go for ICT? It might cost quite a bit to order through online emart if you don't have enough credits.

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

Just ate seafood pasta in school.

*burps*

Originally posted by Fatum:

how to get access to an emart ? .. >.< !

Go www.ns.sg. You can order your uniform online there and they will deliver it to you at a service charge of just $5.

Heck, I just ordered my SAF New Balance last week the same way. My old running shoes are falling apart. 

In fact, if I'm not wrong on the first day of ICT you can approach your QM branch to do a one-to-one exchange of your uniforms.

Originally posted by elindra:

My aunt loves my cousin's Fillipina wife a lot

She's extremely intelligent and speaks fluent Hainanese  and cooks well. Pretty too.

My newest aunt (i.e. my uncle's Filipina wife) seems to be pretty shy and reserved.

And it doesn't help that she speaks no Malay - my grandmother can't communicate with her directly as a result.

An uncle of mine married three times, divorcing twice in the process.

His third wife is a Filipina who's pretty young.... she can't be more than a few years older than I am.

She's not a MOB, but still, I sensed there was quite a bit of friction in the family at first, especially with his second ex-wife.

Heck, it came as a bit of a shock to me at first.... I had never even heard of my uncle divorcing his second wife, much less heard of the third wife, when - kerblam! The second divorce and third marriage came in quick succession as a thunderstroke.

Originally posted by Fatum:

*giggles ...

do I look like an idiot to you guys ? ...

btw ... I really am planning to go to vietnam .... but only to play, really ... i want to dust down my trusty old Northface pack again ... it's been a long time ....

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

Hmm.... speaking of backpacking.... I think it's about time I invest in a good and decent backpack, like Northface or Deuter.

I don't need a very large capacity.... around 45 litres oughta be enough.

Chief Legal Affairs Officer Fudgester (B.Sc, B.Eng, B.CL, B.MUSED, B.STRD, B.TCH, B.WAHAHA) will not be in town on 17th May due to an overseas vacation.

In accordance to Law of Noiseology (2rd Amendment), Internal Affairs Act Section 5(d) Line 4(f), any and all mobilization of Noiseology personnel cannot take place in the absence of the Chief Legal Affairs Officer!

This mobillization is thus cancelled. Everyone can go home now.

Originally posted by Fatum:

I just fed the pupsie her night snack .....

and myself too of course ...

What did you give the pup for nightsnack?

Seriously speaking, what's so freakin' good about sharks' fin?

It's just (literally) tasteless strings of gelatinuous stuff.... as the Baba dude has said, most of the flavour comes from the soup and not the actual sharks' fin. Simulated sharks' fin soup made of gelatine costs much less and tastes virtually the same.

The bottom line is.... the real reason why people eat sharks' fin is the snob factor due to its high price.

And it really speaks a lot if you have to kill a few sharks just to show other people that you've got money to burn.

Originally posted by the Bear:

just kidding lah

right now, i don't need what i don't have

reading the news while watching the highlights of the football.. this story is tragic and hilarious at the same time...

=> Man doused in kerosene asks for a light for his ciggie after being arrested

Both the kerosene-soaked fella and the police official were morons.

That police official who actually gave him the ciggies and lighter..... he ought to be charged with manslaughter. No way earth could he not have known that his clothes were doused with kerosene.... it gives off an unmistakable smell.

As for that kerosene-soaked fella.... either he was suicidal, or he was incredibly stupid.

Originally posted by the Bear:

fudgy, can i get some discount for Adidas stuff from you?

It's just a three-day roadshow..... I don't think I can even get discounts for myself.

But I'll let you know if I do, yah?

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

Okay it's confirmed.... I'll be working at the Adidas Roadshow at the Singapore Expo later this month.

I think that for these holidays, I'll just give tuition and work some odd jobs for money.

I've taught Maths and Physics before - but only at O Level.

Don't think I can teach A Level subjects very well.

Originally posted by Fatum:

not just that ... the girls and the male trainers too ....

Wow.... Matland NS trainers are farkers, all right....

... and in every sense of the word, too.

Originally posted by Fatum:

I recall malaysian NS producing lots of "lives" inadvertently also ...

The boys and girls got, erm.... frisky while they were in camp?

Originally posted by elindra:

Social harmony? Then start treating the Malays like everyone else

Oh wait a min. If they do that, there will be a revolt!

Yeah..... they're already complaining that Penang will soon become like 'another Singapore' where 'the rights of Malays are trampled'.

Ooohh.... I'm suffering.... I've been reduced to begging on the streets.... please help me.....

Originally posted by elindra:

I want to know why is it after clicking on the Chinese version of SGF and than the English version I seem to be bugged

It sometimes switch to the Chinese version automatically!!!

x2.

And I can't even read Chinese.

Fark.... 21 deaths from 5 years of wimpy 3-month OBS training?!?!

Well, I've never seen Malaysian NS as anything more than a long, drawn-out OBS.

Hell, Malaysian parents were objecting strenuously when they decided to introduce elements of M16 training.

The thing is, all they have to do is to go to the firing range and squeeze the trigger.... even the loading and unloading of rounds is done by the instructors.

Originally posted by stellazio:

i feel like cancelling my aviva insurance with the saf.. i'm not even in combat..knn..

I'm keeping it for now.... it's the only insurance I can really afford at the moment.

It's more of a 'worst case scenario' insurance for catastrophic personal disasters instead of a wide-ranging and comprehensive insurance scheme that covers minor health issues.

But hey...... $16/month for $125K coverage doesn't sound all too bad, either.

Originally posted by tare:

he dun like fish cos of bones... he dun really eat heavy greasy stuffs [kfc excluded], he just eat LOTSA less unhealthy food... >.<

 

maybe i go threathen him to go swim with me once a wk...

Frankly speaking..... I find that swimming actually works up an appetite for me.

I end up eating a lot after a swimming session.

I still love jogging - no special equipment needed (except a good pair of running shoes), and it can be done virtually anywhere at any time.

Originally posted by tare:

how?? if i starve him, i heart pain... but we both getting rounder, i bery scared >.<

Aiyoh.... don't starve him lah.....

It's just a matter of eating more healthy food and less unhealthy food. Instead of heavy and greasy food, you can make him eat more lean meat, fish, poultry, and vegetables.

And you can also encourage (or nag) him to exercise more.

Originally posted by tare:

bishan/toa payoh whr got near??!!

next nearest i think yishun... tat is IF i can drag  to go with me... he dun want cos go swim, no tee to cover his tummy >.<

Hmm..... time to put the pirate on a diet, then.

Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:

Thats because i played everyday...Lol =x...such an addictive game... I have finished it...and yeah...there's the fifth case...its kinda like a real case scenario....conspiracies and all that... Now...i'm playing Ace Attorney: Justice for all...the case whereby Maya is being kidnapped by Shelly de Killer...and Phoenix has to defend the murderer or rather the mastermind...Matt Engarde...And yesh! EDGEWORTH IS FINALLY BACK!!!! =D Wooo hooo!

 

Its funny how you love and hate him at the same time...ah well...

Kaoz.... you're at the last case of Justice for All already?

Anyway, now you see why you should play the games in order.... Trials and Tribulations has too much backstory from the previous games.

And I'm sure now you understand what I mean by Edgeworth being one of the most complex and interesting characters of all.